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I Need help to lose fat by the aliens #9703 19/06/05 2:10 PM
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I ask to aliens to help me lose weight and lose fat, I need this because I am obese and I have difficulty moving

Im ready for all experiments and surgery


Im 167 kg 173 cm

I live in Mazara del Vallo via Santa Maria paradiso n30

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Change your diet, stop smoking and walk more!


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Originally Posted by Alienarchist
I ask to aliens to help me lose weight and lose fat, I need this because I am obese and I have difficulty moving

Im ready for all experiments and surgery


Im 167 kg 173 cm

I live in Mazara del Vallo via Santa Maria paradiso n30


Lean meats and vegetables everyday

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9723 19/06/06 9:03 PM
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The Calorie Burner Meal;

1. Sit down and eat a spoonful of food on the hour every hour. Chew it. Savor it.
2. Get up and do an exercise at 15 minutes passed that hour.
3. Sit down and drink a fluid at 30 minutes passed that hour.
4. Spend the remaining 15 minutes of that hour chewing a sugar-free gum or using a toothpick.
5. Repeat this until the food is gone and have a 2nd helping by all means or just retire for the night! smile

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9960 19/06/16 7:28 AM
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Im so fat

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9976 19/06/17 5:46 PM
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I bet if you was to put that heavy thing in an ashtray, you will float away. wink

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10859 19/07/06 10:42 AM
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"When life gives you lemons, your supposed to juice one, mix 4x liters of water to the juice and drink it all day. Do not worry too much about
the citric acidity and the erosion of enamel upon your shiny teeth. After all, this is only for when life gives you lemons. I like to slice the peel up, boil the peel and eat the peel for breakfast all along with the flesh and a cup of fresh oats and all of that lasts me up until lunchtime. The little yellow-mellow fellows only carry around 24 calories and after drinking at least one of the liters for breakfast and continuing your day with a Sugar-FREE chewing gum, your mind will feel refreshed at all times and your dentist will be proud of you!"

"Too much citric acid is very naughty! However... There is nothing wrong with starting every single like this using apples and pears! The peel may be substituted with an extra apple at around 116 calories each or an extra pear at around 101 calories. Make that around 232 (Apple) or 202 (Pear), depending on which one you're going for. Should you be enjoying this and you find yourself losing weight, play around with it some more because once you get a good portion your essential vitamins and minerals on one dish you can then go on set up your perfect meal-plans for breakfast, lunch and dinner." ~ DrMusic.

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10860 19/07/06 11:45 AM
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Nice to see another doctor!


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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10865 19/07/06 11:52 AM
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I'm not really a doctor though wink

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10870 19/07/06 12:21 PM
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Oh

I'm the doctor!


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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10876 19/07/06 1:34 PM
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I drink soda all day so tongue

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10880 19/07/06 3:13 PM
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You must be a soda fan hahahaha

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10884 19/07/06 3:28 PM
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Music] #10903 19/07/06 10:30 PM
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You must be a soda fan hahahaha


Yes very much, you also perhaps? laugh

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10908 19/07/06 11:28 PM
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That was a true story guys. Every day this week I have been on a single citric fruit a day. 3x grapefruits, 3x oranges, I'm on my 2nd out of 3 lemons today and I also have 3x limes. I decided to go from the largest to the smallest because they last longer on the counter. I swear the peel to lemon is a psychoactive. I actually saw a little psychedelic last night! Next time I do swap citric for apple and pear. Then I think about adding vegetables to it. It's best to stick with the things both highest in potential hydrogen and lowest in calories.


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