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I Need help to lose fat by the aliens #9703
06/05/2019 02:10 PM
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I ask to aliens to help me lose weight and lose fat, I need this because I am obese and I have difficulty moving

Im ready for all experiments and surgery


Im 167 kg 173 cm

I live in Mazara del Vallo via Santa Maria paradiso n30

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9704
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Change your diet, stop smoking and walk more!


Plus qu'hier et moins que demain / More than yesterday and less than tomorrow
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9708
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Originally Posted by Alienarchist
I ask to aliens to help me lose weight and lose fat, I need this because I am obese and I have difficulty moving

Im ready for all experiments and surgery


Im 167 kg 173 cm

I live in Mazara del Vallo via Santa Maria paradiso n30


Lean meats and vegetables everyday

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9723
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The Calorie Burner Meal;

1. Sit down and eat a spoonful of food on the hour every hour. Chew it. Savor it.
2. Get up and do an exercise at 15 minutes passed that hour.
3. Sit down and drink a fluid at 30 minutes passed that hour.
4. Spend the remaining 15 minutes of that hour chewing a sugar-free gum or using a toothpick.
5. Repeat this until the food is gone and have a 2nd helping by all means or just retire for the night! smile

Last edited by Music; 06/06/2019 09:05 PM.

Life is simply too good at what it does for it to stop right here on this planet. Life did not ask. It just took. It has happened before and it will happen again. I believe it happens all of the time on other planets too!
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9960
06/16/2019 07:28 AM
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Im so fat

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #9976
06/17/2019 05:46 PM
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I bet if you was to put that heavy thing in an ashtray, you will float away. wink


Life is simply too good at what it does for it to stop right here on this planet. Life did not ask. It just took. It has happened before and it will happen again. I believe it happens all of the time on other planets too!
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10859
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"When life gives you lemons, your supposed to juice one, mix 4x liters of water to the juice and drink it all day. Do not worry too much about
the citric acidity and the erosion of enamel upon your shiny teeth. After all, this is only for when life gives you lemons. I like to slice the peel up, boil the peel and eat the peel for breakfast all along with the flesh and a cup of fresh oats and all of that lasts me up until lunchtime. The little yellow-mellow fellows only carry around 24 calories and after drinking at least one of the liters for breakfast and continuing your day with a Sugar-FREE chewing gum, your mind will feel refreshed at all times and your dentist will be proud of you!"

"Too much citric acid is very naughty! However... There is nothing wrong with starting every single like this using apples and pears! The peel may be substituted with an extra apple at around 116 calories each or an extra pear at around 101 calories. Make that around 232 (Apple) or 202 (Pear), depending on which one you're going for. Should you be enjoying this and you find yourself losing weight, play around with it some more because once you get a good portion your essential vitamins and minerals on one dish you can then go on set up your perfect meal-plans for breakfast, lunch and dinner." ~ DrMusic.

Last edited by Music; 07/06/2019 10:50 AM.

Life is simply too good at what it does for it to stop right here on this planet. Life did not ask. It just took. It has happened before and it will happen again. I believe it happens all of the time on other planets too!
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10860
07/06/2019 11:45 AM
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Nice to see another doctor!


Plus qu'hier et moins que demain / More than yesterday and less than tomorrow
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10865
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I'm not really a doctor though wink


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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10870
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Oh

I'm the doctor!


Plus qu'hier et moins que demain / More than yesterday and less than tomorrow
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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10876
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I drink soda all day so tongue

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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Alienarchist] #10880
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You must be a soda fan hahahaha


Life is simply too good at what it does for it to stop right here on this planet. Life did not ask. It just took. It has happened before and it will happen again. I believe it happens all of the time on other planets too!
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I prefere ->


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Re: I Need help to lose fat by the aliens [Re: Music] #10903
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Originally Posted by Music
You must be a soda fan hahahaha


Yes very much, you also perhaps? laugh

Last edited by frankie85; 07/06/2019 10:31 PM.
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That was a true story guys. Every day this week I have been on a single citric fruit a day. 3x grapefruits, 3x oranges, I'm on my 2nd out of 3 lemons today and I also have 3x limes. I decided to go from the largest to the smallest because they last longer on the counter. I swear the peel to lemon is a psychoactive. I actually saw a little psychedelic last night! Next time I do swap citric for apple and pear. Then I think about adding vegetables to it. It's best to stick with the things both highest in potential hydrogen and lowest in calories.


Last edited by Music; 07/06/2019 11:33 PM.

Life is simply too good at what it does for it to stop right here on this planet. Life did not ask. It just took. It has happened before and it will happen again. I believe it happens all of the time on other planets too!
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