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Debunking god in a funny way #5352
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In science we take words very literally. The detailed definition of god isn't only the creator of everything. It's an ultimate being, the almighty. A god is not a god if it can't do everything, and I mean really everything!

A god is not a god if it didn't create everything. A god is not a god if it didn't create itself. But how can a god create itself if it doesn't exist yet? A paradox right there!

Funny facts:
Only a god can destroy itself and never come back.
Why would it do that? Because it is god! Only a god has the ultimate courage to pull this off! And then it comes back? You've got another paradox in thinking. Never and then comes back? lol


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Actually I kinda disproved god myself, because a god wouldn`t get love from a girl here on earth, exactly, that makes him even dumber than animals

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Originally Posted by frankie85
Actually I kinda disproved god myself, because a god wouldn`t get love from a girl here on earth, exactly, that makes him even dumber than animals


God went off, away from here after hearring your video of you singing...


I am joking tongue


I like you singing you ar pretty fine, would be nice if you had better microphone wink


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Re: Debunking god in a funny way [Re: Xeno] #5357
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Re: Debunking god in a funny way [Re: Xeno] #5360
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heheh thanks, I`m always glad for your posts also they`re very inspiring Xeno

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Originally Posted by frankie85
heheh thanks, I`m always glad for your posts also they`re very inspiring Xeno


I will writte seriously later eheheheh


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Yes, no rush, lot`s of time here

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Originally Posted by frankie85
Yes, no rush, lot`s of time here


All the time we want... Thanks to the larva...


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What do you mean, larva?

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Originally Posted by frankie85
What do you mean, larva?


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I already talked about it in one of my thread but I guess I will a lil bit more.

I was told by some extraterrestrials that claimed to be my parents when we talked about divinity from Earth: "we have greater gods"

so there are gods, multiple and they do creation. I was not told anything else because I did not ask.

So when I talk about who create the universe I do not say god. I say mother universe that is every particles, every atoms that makes everything, all of us.. brothers and sisters child of our mother universe. It may be a bit more philosophical than spiritual but it is what I see. I do not care who created the universe...


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Originally Posted by Shark


A god is not a god if it can't do everything, and I mean really everything!
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Only a god can destroy itself and never come back.



Contradictory statements.

If a God has to be able to do literally everything, then it can kill itself and never return... but if it can't return, then it is not a god. Therefore a God cannot kill itself in a way to where it cannot return.... which also means it is not a god...

Was that your point? Because it is a good point, and has often been a philosophical debate for a few thousand years... nothing new here.... another is:

If God can do anything, then, can he make a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?

If he can't make an object so heavy that he cannot lift it, then he is not god... if he can make an object so heavy that he cant lift it; since god can do anything, he is also not God.

But that one is easily debunked.

Since God can do anything, God could make a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it. But then create another universe under the first universe, and lift the first universe where the rock resides, from outside. thereby not lifting the rock AND lifting the rock at the same time. Therefore god.... haha.

Same with death.

He could kill himself to where he could never return, but create an alternate reality outside of this reality where he could return and both die and return at the same time. Therefore god....

Or...

if God did wipe himself out from our reality and could not return, then there would be a fixed point in time and space where it happened.
He cannot return after the point he died.

But he could return any time before he died, and could resurrect and not ever come back, at the same time... because god...


But. That does not prove the existence of God to me. It just proves how our imaginations work and how we can problem solve and rationalize random arguments with other random arguments.

It also proves to me that people care way too much and put too much thought into b.s.

I can come up with a thousand logical reasons why God does not exist..I can think of zero logical reasons why God does exist... however, it is always met with backlash. I learned my lesson about typing that stuff here. To me, this is not an anti-god forum. This is a paranormal and alien forum. And I think debunking God would be better suited on an atheist forum. Therefore I stopped doing that here. Aside from the random comment anyway....



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No offense taken UFO Hunter as you pointed out this is a paranormal forum as well as UFO forum with lots of spiritual people here

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As to the issue of God making a rock so heavy he could not pick it up this matter has been addressed many time in religious thought. God has no limits and is not human. To think upon God in human terms is the first mistake that many make. Second issue God only in Judea Christian teachings limits himself by compact with the human race out of love. This is illustrated by the allegory and story of the flood. In it God pledges to human race never to destroy the world again by flood symbolized by the rainbow. This story is complex theological allegory that has the creator who can do all things only limiting himself out of love. It is the essence of love and free will combined where love limits free will. Illustrating the character of the Creator.

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I agree, EdMan. Those kind of statements about God are really stupid and actually quite disrespectful.

Another problem with the idea is that God does not have a physical body, instead we know him through Jesus, so the idea of him lifting a rock in the first place is completely ridiculous.

And the depth of the debate is even much deeper than that. God would be so far beyond our understanding that our logic simply wouldn't apply to him and anyone who thinks they can outsmart him is guilty of hubris at the very least.

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I was told by the aliens that claimed to be my parents that none of Earth's human gods are the actual creator.


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Xeno, why don't you form a church, apply for Church status and teach human kind about your religion and view on God as a official tax exempt and registered church?

My wife and I do that with our Church and are very successful. Why don't you give it a try. The paper work is available online and you can go to a online divinity school and get a degree in divinity and then be a certified pastor of your church. You can start with a home based church and have meetings in coffee houses as you attract a following.

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If you would like some help on how to start up and run a Church I would be more than willing to help you. I have extensive experience and training in managing large Churches and my family has been in Church administration for close to 2000 years in Western Civilization. I can give you tips on how to run it build up a following, tax exempt status. Streaming video of your sermon and church meeting.

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That is Christian Video on Church building Xeno, I was referring to our alien outlook on God the Creator and helping advise you on how to set up a real registered church.

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Mr Echo know what happened to him for building a church


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Well if your afraid to build a church that's ok, my wife and I have built and managed many churches, some people have the faith and courage to do it some don't.


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I will build a church

The church of the people that will accept all religion and will have priest of all religion like in a library. A church not of religion but of the people.

This church is in you heart!


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You have all the basic parts to build a church, the video in green light your faithful ritual masks as the sermon, the images of your alien race. These serve as Christian symbols and art work do. You seem to have some sort of moral code and a position on religion. All you have to do is codify it and use it as the basis of your church and road to the next life and enlightenment. You have positions on drug use, and a number of other topics.

Here is the mission statement of the United Methodist Church of Which I am a member.

For example you can copy it and put your stuff in place of our official Methodist Position.

120. The Mission—The mission of the Church is to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world. Local churches and extension ministries of the Church provide the most significant arenas through which disciple-making occurs.

¶ 121. Rationale for Our Mission—The mission of the Church is to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world by proclaiming the good news of God’s grace and by exemplifying Jesus’ command to love God and neighbor, thus seeking the fulfillment of God’s reign and realm in the world. The fulfillment of God’s reign and realm in the world is the vision Scripture holds before us. The United Methodist Church affirms that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, the Savior of the world, and the Lord of all. As we make disciples, we respect persons of all religious faiths and we defend religious freedom for all persons. Jesus’ words in Matthew provide the Church with our mission: “Therefore, go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to obey everything that I’ve commanded you” (28:19-20), and “You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your being, and with all your mind. . . . You must love your neighbor as you love yourself” (22:37, 39).

This mission is our grace-filled response to the Reign of God in the world announced by Jesus. God’s grace is active everywhere, at all times, carrying out this purpose as revealed in the Bible. It is expressed in God’s covenant with Abraham and Sarah, in the Exodus of Israel from Egypt, and in the ministry of the prophets. It is fully embodied in the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is experienced in the ongoing creation of a new people by the Holy Spirit.

John Wesley, Phillip Otterbein, Jacob Albright, and our other spiritual forebears understood this mission in this way. Whenever United Methodism has had a clear sense of mission, God has used our Church to save persons, heal relationships, transform social structures, and spread scriptural holiness, thereby changing the world. In order to be truly alive, we embrace Jesus’ mandate to love God and to love our neighbor and to make disciples of all peoples.

¶ 122. The Process for Carrying Out Our Mission—We make disciples as we:

—proclaim the gospel, seek, welcome and gather persons into the body of Christ;

—lead persons to commit their lives to God through baptism by water and the spirit and profession of faith in Jesus Christ;

—nurture persons in Christian living through worship, the sacraments, spiritual disciplines, and other means of grace, such as Wesley’s Christian conferencing;

—send persons into the world to live lovingly and justly as servants of Christ by healing the sick, feeding the hungry, caring for the stranger, freeing the oppressed, being and becoming a compassionate, caring presence, and working to develop social structures that are consistent with the gospel; and

—continue the mission of seeking, welcoming and gathering persons into the community of the body of Christ.

¶ 123. The Global Nature of Our Mission—The Church seeks to fulfill its global mission through the Spirit-given servant ministries of all Christians, both lay and clergy. Faithfulness and effectiveness demand that all ministries in the Church be shaped by the mission of making disciples of Jesus Christ.

¶ 124. Our Mission in the World—God’s self-revelation in the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ summons the Church to ministry in the world through witness by word and deed in light of the Church’s mission. The visible church of Christ as a faithful community of persons affirms the worth of all humanity and the value of interrelationship in all of God’s creation.

In the midst of a sinful world, through the grace of God, we are brought to repentance and faith in Jesus Christ. We become aware of the presence and life-giving power of God’s Holy Spirit. We live in confident expectation of the ultimate fulfillment of God’s purpose.

We are called together for worship and fellowship and for the upbuilding of the Christian community. We advocate and work for the unity of the Christian church. We call all persons into discipleship under the Lordship of Jesus Christ.

As servants of Christ we are sent into the world to engage in the struggle for justice and reconciliation. We seek to reveal the love of God for men, women, and children of all ethnic, racial, cultural, and national backgrounds and to demonstrate the healing power of the gospel with those who suffer.

¶ 125. United Methodists throughout the world are bound together in a connectional covenant in which we support and hold each other accountable for faithful discipleship and mission. Integrally holding connectional unity and local freedom, we seek to proclaim and embody the gospel in ways responsible to our specific cultural and social context while maintaining “a vital web of interactive relationships” (¶ 132). At the same time, we desire to affirm and celebrate our relationships, covenants, and partnership with autonomous, affiliated autonomous, affiliated united covenanting, and concordat churches (¶¶ 570-574) as well as other partners in the Wesleyan and ecumenical Christian families. Our worldwide connectional relationship is one of the ways we carry out our missional calling beyond national and regional boundaries. For our connectionalism to become a living practice, we need to carry the worldwide nature of The United Methodist Church deep into the life and mission of our local congregations. Only when we commit ourselves to interdependent worldwide partnerships in prayer, mission, and worship can connectionalism as the Wesleyan ecclesial vision be fully embodied. Guided by the Holy Spirit, United Methodist churches throughout the world are called afresh into a covenant of mutual commitment based on shared mission, equity, and hospitality.

In covenant with God and with each other:

We affirm our unity in Christ, and take faithful steps to live more fully into what it means to be a worldwide church in mission for the transformation of the world.

We commit ourselves to crossing boundaries of language, culture, and social or economic status. We commit ourselves to be in ministry with all people, as we, in faithfulness to the gospel, seek to grow in mutual love and trust.

We participate in God’s mission as partners in ministry, recognizing that our God-given gifts, experiences, and resources are of equal value, whether spiritual, financial, or missional.

We commit ourselves to full equity and accountability in our relationships, structures, and responsibilities for the denomination.

We enter afresh into a relationship of mutuality, creating a new sense of community and joyously living out our worldwide connection in our mission to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world.

A Companion Litany to Our Covenant for the Worldwide United Methodist Church

Leader: In covenant with God and each other, we affirm our unity in Christ.

People: We will take faithful steps to live as a worldwide church in our mission to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world.

Leader: In covenant with God and each other, we commit ourselves to be in ministry with all people.

People: In faithfulness to the gospel, we will cross boundaries of language, culture, social or economic status as we grow in mutual love and trust.

Leader: In covenant with God and each other, we participate in God’s mission as partners in ministry.

People: We share our God-given gifts, experiences, and resources recognizing that they are of equal value, whether spiritual, financial, or missional.

Leader: In covenant with God and each other, we commit ourselves to full equality.

People: We uphold equity and accountability in our relationships, structures, and responsibilities for the denomination.

Leader: In covenant with God and each other, we enter afresh into a relationship of mutuality.

People: With God’s grace, we joyfully live out our worldwide connection in our mission to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world.

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